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Big Dans Secrets of picking *Winners*

Big Dans Secrets of Pickin Winners.....

Read all the stats you want....that will confuse you more than anything. That was then....this is now! Hell, anyone can figure out who's doing better by doing that. Your wasting your time. The odds-makers set these lines to confuse you even more. If they have team A at -11 as the favorite and team B wins the game straight out, apparently team A wasen't as good as the odds-makers wanted you to THINK they were!

Don't listen to those odds-makers. A team is only the favorite if Big Dan says they are! lol

Any team can win on any given day. Just like Michigan covered their -14 spread the week before the Ohio State game. Sure was a lot of people that lost their money by taking Michigan -6 against the spread and having Ohio State kick their butt.

Secret #1 Close your eyes. Open one. Left eye take the favorite. Right eye take the dog. If you only have one eye, go to secret #2.

#2 Throw a cigarette pack against the wall. If it goes left take the fav...right take the dog. If you don't smoke, then maybe you should start or go to secret #3

#3 Look at the numbers on a clock. If you see an even number first take the fav. Odd take the dog. If you don't have a clock handy, go to secret #4

#4 Place two bowls of cat food on the floor. If the cat starts eating the one on the left take the fav.....right take the dog. If he's not hungry try two bowls of milk.

#5 Flip a coin. Heads fav....tails dog. If it lands on it's side, give it up! You have no luck at all!

The Real secret to picking winners is EXPERIENCE and selecting the games the odds-makers are trying to FOOL the public on. I hope my secrets of winning help you out, but most importantly; have fun and don't try to get rich overnight. You may be standing in the food line the next day.

Good Luck

"Big Dan"

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posted by bigdanusa

Dec. 6 2004 10:16am

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