Little Janie
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?'
'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!'
' Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for yo u to b e a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?'
Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'
