WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER

(Messy any of these sound familiar??)

1.)I can't reachmy license unless you hold my beer.

2.) Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.) Aren't you the guy from the Village people?

4.) Are you Andy or Barney?

5.) Your not gonna check the trunk are you?

6.) When the officer says: "Gee Son, your eyes look red have you been drinking? You should NOT respond..."Gee officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

That's all I got.