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NBA Picks for Mon, Dec. 11

Chalk up another unbelievable ASS FUCKING! I thought I'd seen it all until I watched that dumb shit last night! Excuse the language, but this stupid shit warrants it! The last minute was retarded for me as usual (guys missing free throws, the other team bombing away and draining threes), but what happened with 0.3 seconds left was just plain old dumb. Don't remember who it was (and I don't really care) but a Sonics player allegedly fouled someone from GS (and I don't care who he was either at this point) in the act of shooting a meaningless three. I can't believe the ref actually blew the damn whistle, but anyway, the GS player proceeded to make all three free throws and FUCK me by a half point How many times do guys actually make all three free throws? When they are against me, they all go down! If I needed Ray Allen (a 90% FT shooter) to make all three, he would surely clank one off the rim. I'm sure you guys think I'm crazy, but the dumb shit goes against me very often! It NEVER evens out for me! NEVER!, and I mean NEVER! Shit, if it evened out, I would hit 82.376421895% of my plays and be the best there ever was!!!!! (And of course, if my aunt had balls, she would be my uncle!) On that note, I am slamming two more today, and I'm expecting to get screwed somehow on one of them. I almost expect it to happen every night. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong! With that positive outlook, here are the two big ones:

ORLANDO -1.5 (PUNCHOUT)

L.A. CLIPPERS +3 (PUNCHOUT)

If both of these lose, GP gets a donation from me! In other words, blow these two fucking games up!

jdelt88

posted by jdelt88

Dec. 11 2006 2:45am

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    Two Western Conference Dogs against two less then average Eastern Conference Teams.

    PLAY ON: PORT +3.5 @ PHIL

    PLAY ON: MEMP +7.5 @ NJ

    GLTA,

    TOD

    team_of_destiny

    posted by team_of_destiny

    Dec. 11 2006 5:13pm
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    Cleveland -4.5

    Utah -1

    Chicago UNDER 188.5

    SA UNDER 186.5

    phball101

    posted by phball101

    Dec. 11 2006 7:55pm
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    JD I feel you .. when something does not go your way, and happens that freakishly, it sucks ... but you gotta remember this is sports... and that FREAKISH STUPID SHIT happens from time to time ...

    Do What I do JD .. When I get fucked by some Last Second BS .. I just look up .. and ask very nicely .....

    "GOD .... WHY DO YOU HATE ME ? "

    Good Luck Bro !!! Keep Banging!!!

    BP

    dab2dap

    posted by dab2dap

    Dec. 12 2006 10:19am

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