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OOPS

A Woman was in a coma... She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The Husband was skeptical…but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minuets the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room "What happened"? they cried.

The Husband said, "I'm not sure, "I think she choked".

gtnp

posted by gtnp

Nov. 2 2006 12:16pm

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    ricky

    posted by ricky

    Nov. 2 2006 2:08pm
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    oh dam!.....i get it.......haaaaaaaaaaa :shock:

    phantom

    posted by phantom

    Nov. 2 2006 3:05pm
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    close_call

    posted by close_call

    Nov. 2 2006 3:28pm

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