For clarification purposes......"Haole" refers to mainlanders......or peeps from the mainland.....ie continental US.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Never ask for food

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Aunty and Uncle.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked

up...but that sh*it was fun!"

HAOLE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours.

HAOLE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will call dem out an den kick the whole crowds ass that

left you.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "eh wot get for eat!"

HAOLE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

HAWAIIA NFRIENDS: Are for life.

HAOLE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

HAOLEFRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sH*it about you.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!

HAOLE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

HAWAIIAN FRIENDS: Will send this to every Hawaiian friend that you cherish

and love