Gary let me know if you get this.

>>> Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat

>>> and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a

>>> group of out-of-towners who ended up sinking it. He spent all day

>>> trying to salvage as

>>> much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch

that

>>> whole

>>> day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's

wife

>>> had

>>> died suddenly in his absence.

>>> When he got back to shore he went into town to pick up a few things

at

>>> the

>>> grocery store. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said,

>>> "I'm so

>>> sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

>>>

>>> Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is

>>> I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from

>>> the beginning. Her bottom

>>> was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was

always

>>> holding

>>> water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the

>>> front too.

>>> Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like

crazy. I

>>> guess

>>> what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four

guys

>>> looking

>>> for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that

she

>>> smelled

>>> bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her

all

>>> at

>>> one

>>> time and she split right up the middle."

>>>

>>> The old woman fainted.

>>>

>>>

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