>>> Unions

>>>

>>> A dedicated union steel worker was attending a

>>> convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect,

>>> decided to check out

>>> the local brothels.

>>>

>>> When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,

>>> "Is this a union house?"

>>>

>>> No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

>>>

>>> "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls

>>> get?"

>>>

>>> "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she

>>> answered.

>>>

>>> Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union

>>> man stomped off

>>> down the street in search of a more equitable,

>>> hopefully unionized shop.

>>>

>>> His search continued until finally he reached a

>>> brothel where the Madam

>>> responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

>>> We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if

>>> I pay you $100,

>>> what cut do the girls get?"

>>>

>>> The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." That's

>>> more like it!"

>>> the union man said.

>>>

>>> He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room

>>> and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. I'd

>>> like her," he

>>> said.

>>>

>>> "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

>>>

>>> Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the

>>> corner, "but Ethel here has 53 years seniority and

>>> she's next."