Messican Style

A Mexican from Monterrey found himself in Dallas and decided to

approach a prostitute down on lower Harry Hines.

He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I pay you $300 to do it

Messiccan-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I give you $500

to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten

years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from

weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and

said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and

disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday

when I get my check."