>>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for

>Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices

>immediately that the guy next to him has a black

>eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a

>coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask

>how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it

>just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.

>See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous

>blonde with the most massive breasts in the world

>was there. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like two

>tickets to Pittsburgh’, I accidentally said ‘I’d

>like two pickets to Tittsburgh’., so she socked me a

>good one."

>The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable.

>Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the

>breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,

>‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey’. But I

>accidentally said, "You’ve ruined my life, you evil,

>self-centered, fat-assed bitch."