ICE FISHING

A blonde who had lived in Toronto all her life wanted to go ice fishing.

She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the

necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut

in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH

UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of Tim Hortons Coffee, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven above, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped,

looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF MAPLE LEAF GARDENS."

TAKIS-not many will know about the QEW..no offense to you ,our boards canadian guardian, just keepin the leaf/sabre rivalry alive... glta .. buffalo bob