Joke of the Day...
worked for me yesterday, and actually did laugh all day and to the bank!!! thanks to PC, Billz, MR LV, et el.....so will do it again...
Chinese wedding
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not
all that experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darling" he
says, "I know this is your first time and your very frightened. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - just anyting you want.
What you want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about... number 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries..."You want... Chicken with broccoli?"
ba -dum GLTA today and always Buffalo Bob
posted by buffalobob
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funny
posted by jtmoney16
Jan. 29 2006 10:52am -
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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The
interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" Yes," he says.
"I was
in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you
extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any
way? The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and
blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you right now. The
hours
are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00
P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first
two
hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in
for
that."
Ha ha ha
posted by jtmoney16
Jan. 30 2006 4:20pm -
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very funny jt!!!!
posted by buffalobob
Jan. 30 2006 6:28pm