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3* ARKANSAS over Mississippi by 10
Here's a game that has one team (Arkansas) that runs for
252 yards per game while the other (Ole Miss) runs for just
95. Since Arkansas has outrushed every opponent on its
schedule except Auburn and Southern Cal, and Mississippi
has gained more ground yards than only one lined opponent
(Kentucky) this season, I'm going to make the assumption
that the Hogs will have more rushing yards at the end of the
game than Mississippi does. Now that the assumption is made,
I can quote that Mississippi is a perfect 0-20 against the spread
in conference home games when not an underdog of +3 or
more and when the opponent wins the ground game. The
Pigs can do it. Arkansas outran Alabama by 109 yards at
Alabama and Georgia by 164 at Georgia covering both games
easily. Arkansas wins one for its lame duck coach.
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUTT 24-14!
A Salvo from Nicky "Boom Boom" Cannon
3* HAWAII over Utah St by 26
What a tough loss for Utah State last week. The Aggies pushed
Louisiana Tech all over the field and came up short in one of
the phoniest final scores of the season (see page 2). Now,
deflated and demoralized, they travel to the Pineapple Patch to
take on an enraged Rainbow Warrior who returns home after
back-to-back losses. For the record, Utah State is 3-27 SU in
its last 30 road games, including 1-10 ATS against opponents
who were off a loss and 2-11 ATS to sub .500 opposition.
Hawaii, meanwhile is 26-5 to the money in its last 31 SU wins
off a double digit loss. Numbers aside, we've seen this happen
too many times before to ignore it. A team plays their asses off
at home, gets beat by unfortunate circumstances, then goes
on the road against a high-scoring team and gets thumped. As
the Canadian said to the Honolulu hotel clerk.
ALOHA, EH 46-20!
Tom Scott's Number One Play
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4* CLEMSON over Florida St by 9
The Smoker broke its losing streak last week by taking a
competent home underdog against a team off a bitter home
loss. We're going to do the same thing here. Florida State had
several chances to overtake NC State in the fourth quarter
last Saturday but couldn't get it done. Bobby Bowden still
isn't settled on a quarterback, and a roster of healthy starters
is declining geometrically. Clemson may be the best 5-4 team
in the country. A grand total of 14 points is all that is keeping
the Tigers from being 9-0. With a significant edge at QB, an
edge in motivation stemming from revenge for last year's 41-
22 loss to the Seminoles, the incentive to play your best in
your last home game, and an injury-decimated opponent, we'll
take our chances with Tiger Paw in this one.
IPTAY 23-14!
Blowout special
3* TEXAS over Kansas by 45
Yeah, I know. I'm really going out on a limb with this pick, a
truly BIG engine. Nevertheless, the pick has merit. If you could
have seen the Kansas kids after that Nebraska game and
watched the celebration that is still going on as we speak, you
would know that the Jayhawks aren't ready for Texas. Off an
emotional win over Missouri and the streak-ending rout of the
Cornhuskers, Kansas will be out of gas in Austin. Yes, the
Jayhawk defense is good but, when the offense can't stay on
the field, even good defenses wear down. And the Texas
defense is better. Put that together with a 210-yard better
offense and the Longhorns roll on.
BOVINE BUTT-WHIPPIN' 52-7!
Upset special
3* MARYLAND over N Carolina by 9
Other than the game against Utah in which Carolina caused
five turnovers and won by 14 while getting beat in total yardage,
the Tarheels have two home wins this year, both by two
points. That win over Boston College last week was a huge
game for UNC, a game the Heels had been thinking about
since losing to BC in the Continental Tire Bowl by 13 in their
home state. North Carolina has revenge here too, but Maryland
has the emotional edge. The Turtles had Florida State
beaten in Tallahassee before a pair of untimely turnovers did
them in and they've had two weeks to stew about it. Maryland
is good enough and angry enough to win this.
CHOCOLATE COVERED CARAMEL PECANS 31-22!
MOUNTAIN JACK
3* SEATTLE over St Louis by 16
I had Seattle the first time against the Rams this season and
I'm taking the Seahawks again. Other than the obvious
matchup problems the Rams have in this game, Seattle is on
fire right now, especially in the running game. The Hawks are
averaging 200 yards per game on the ground over the last
three weeks and don't appear to have a slow down scheduled
until February. Just for the record, Saint Louis is 11-39
against the spread on the road when it allows 100 or more
yards rushing and that includes a pathetic 2-15 money log
when the opponent is .600 or better. All during the off-season,
Seahawk players were reminded the Rams beat them three
times last season, one of which was a season-ending playoff
loss. This is the second payment on that debt.
SLEW 40-24!
cannon shot
3* CHICAGO over San Francisco by 23
I know it's unheard of to lay this many with the Bears and I also
know it's going to be an unpopular play. I've already read three
different newsletters who have the Forty Niners as a featured
selection. They might be right, but I fail to see the logic in the
pick. San Francisco has been beaten 42-3 and 52-17 in its
only two true road games this season. Those losses came at the
hands of the Philadelphia Eagles and the Washington Redskins.
In their only other trip away from the Gate, the Niners lost 31-
14 to the Arizona Cardinals. Combining the offensive and
defensive scoring averages of those three teams against
Chicago's, finds the Bears up more than a full touchdown in
net scoring. So tell me again, why is San Francisco going to
win?
YOGI, PADDINGTON AND SMOKEY 29-6!
Dan's steamer
3* CHICAGO over San Francisco by 23
I know it's unheard of to lay this many with the Bears and I also
know it's going to be an unpopular play. I've already read three
different newsletters who have the Forty Niners as a featured
selection. They might be right, but I fail to see the logic in the
pick. San Francisco has been beaten 42-3 and 52-17 in its
only two true road games this season. Those losses came at the
hands of the Philadelphia Eagles and the Washington Redskins.
In their only other trip away from the Gate, the Niners lost 31-
14 to the Arizona Cardinals. Combining the offensive and
defensive scoring averages of those three teams against
Chicago's, finds the Bears up more than a full touchdown in
net scoring. So tell me again, why is San Francisco going to
win?