Football And Blondes
>> >>A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
>>They
>> >>had
>> >>
>> >> >>great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
>>he
>> >>asked
>> >>
>> >> >>her how she liked the experience.
>> >>
>> >> >>"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight
>> >>pants and
>> >>
>> >> >>all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
>> >>were
>> >>
>> >> >>killing each other over 25 cents."
>> >>
>> >> >>Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
>> >>
>> >> >>"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the
>> >>rest of
>> >>
>> >> >>the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback!
>>Get
>> >>the
>> >>
>> >> >>quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
LMAO 
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