A guy feels real adventurous one day and decides to buy himself a new ride. Thinking that he deserves the best, he purchases a porsche.

His first night taking it out, he decides to open up on the freeway. He reaches speeds over 100 mph. when he realizes that he is being pulled over by the highway patrol.

As adventurous as he was already feeling, coupled with the fact that didnt think that the patrol car can keep up with his Porsche, he decides to out run the cop. He takes the cop on a 30 minute chase all over town.

After several miles of this, reality starts to settle in as he realizes what a bad decision he was making. So, he decides to pull over after all.

The cop, extremely frustrated at this point, says this to the driver...

" I'm really having a rough day. This damn escapade you just took me through made it even worse. Having said that, if you can give me 1 good reason why you just put me through this extended bullshit, I might let you off"

The driver looks back at the cop and gives this response...

"The other day, my wife left me. She left me for a cop that looked just like you and i was afraid you were trying to bring her back to me"

The cop just smiled and told the driver to "have a nice day..."

THE NOOCH