Traveling Man
> I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently
> and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of
> those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
> your calling for a cab.
>
> I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
> girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
> bending over in the photo. She had all the right
> curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
> hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass.
> You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure,
> what the hell, I'll give her a call.
>
> "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
>
> "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
> you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait,
> I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
> alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard,
> I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky
> the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
> Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in
> your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
> night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
> chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
> baby. Now, how does that sound?"
>
> She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside
> line you need to press 9."