> I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently

> and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of

> those girls you see advertised in phone booths when

> your calling for a cab.

>

> I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a

> girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,

> bending over in the photo. She had all the right

> curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy

> hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass.

> You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure,

> what the hell, I'll give her a call.

>

> "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

>

> "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like

> you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait,

> I should be straight with you. I'm in town all

> alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard,

> I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky

> the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.

> Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in

> your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all

> night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in

> chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want

> baby. Now, how does that sound?"

>

> She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside

> line you need to press 9."