To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his

apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he

sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his

Johnson. Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with the hot

blonde, so he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze.. The

young man's date a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment for the

promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they finished

with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the

movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of

extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk

was very

effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall

glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He

experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was

doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his "tool" immersed in

the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "SO,

THAT'S HOW YOU LOAD THOSE

THINGS!"