Golf hit man ..

>> >

>> > Two old friends are just about to tee off at their local golf course

> when

>> a

>> > guy calls out, "Mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

>> >

>> > Sure," they said. So they start playing and the newcomer turns out to

>> > be

> a

>> > good guy. Part way around the course, one of the friends asks him,

>> > "What do you do for a living?"

>> >

>> > "I'm a hit man."

>> >

>> > "You're joking!"

>> >

>> > "Nope," he said, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a sniper's

>> > rifle with a large telescopic

>> > sight. "My tools."

>> >

>> > "That's a beautiful scope," said the other friend, "can I take a look?

>> >

>> > I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up

>> > the

>> > rifle and looked through the sight. "Yeah, there's my house all right.

>> This

>> > thing's fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my

>> > wife

>> in

>> > the bedroom. Ha Ha -- she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor

>> > in

>> > there with her. He's naked, too!!!

>> >

>> > The bitch!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a

> hit?"

>> >

>> > "I do a flat rate. A thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

>> >

>> > "Can I order two?"

>> >

>> > "Sure, what do you want?"

>> >

>> > "First, shoot my wife. She never shuts up, so shoot her in the mouth.

>> Then

>> > the neighbor. He's a friend of mine, and just a kid, so just shoot

>> > his

>> > Dick off to teach him a lesson."

>> >

>> > "The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for

>> > a

>> > few minutes.

>> >

>> >

>> > "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently."Shh,"

> said

>> > the hit man calmly, "I think

>> >

>> > I can save you a grand here."